Team the Choose

Team the Choose is the 2nd episode of B4OI.

Plot synopsis
The episode starts with Corny obnoxiously laughing and teaching McNugget the basics of comedy. Meanwhile, Band-Aid and Q-Tip complain about both of the team leaders being male and maybe having cooties. Then, Stovepipe approaches them, and gets swatted by Q-Tip due to the girls' fear of cooties. Manuel gets offended by the mention of cooties, and starts talking about how cooties are fake. Then, UPhone 5 appears, which causes Manuel to have a mental breakdown because he believes that teleportation is impossible. Sausy insults UPhone 5, which almost results in his elimination, but UPhone 5 lets him off easy. Then, the intro plays.

After the intro, team picking begins. GJ wants to go first, but UPhone 5 rejects him, and lets Lensy choose first instead. The first few picks are shown, but after that, it skips to the end, where UPhone 5 announces who is on which team (see table below). After that, GJ and Lensy get to choose names for their teams. GJ chooses The Mushy Apples. Lensy chooses The Pulpous Pineapples, which is rejected by UPhone 5, so he chooses The Cushy Cranberries instead.

After the teams are chosen, UPhone 5 announces the next challenge, which is to build a boat and sail it across the Ykiog Canal.

GJ's team suggests a variety of ideas, including wood, poop, and using Batty and Sausy as oars. Ultimately, they decide to stand on a platform and float across the canal.

Meanwhile, Manuel comes up with arbitrary values for the dimensions of the boat. Stovepipe points this out, but he gets dismissed. The other members of The Cushy Cranberries participate in a long scene of filler and arguing while Manuel and Lensy build the boat.

Once the boats are done, they start sailing. The Cushy Cranberries' boat sinks most of the way through, so the Mushy Apples win. Manuel gets pissed.

Fun Facts

 * The Ykiog Canal is based off of the Goiky Canal from BFDI
 * UPhone 5 references bill wurtz's "history of the entire world, i guess" by telling GJ that he can't choose first because "the Sun is a deadly lazer".
 * Corny and Stovepipe had a different voice actor for part of this episode.
 * When UPhone 5 tells GJ to make his first choice, he is standing in front of the balance beam from Episode 1.